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about
“A tale as old as time… men harassing women. With the takeover of social media in young people’s lives, comes the consequences of such a creation… men sending unsolicited and inappropriate messages. Being victims of the sexual harassment that unfortunately comes with posting a normal selfie with your gal pals, Private Wives tell a story we all know too well, shaming those perpetrators for their vulgar behaviour. Loud riffs filled with feedback and lyrcis jumping between attitude and humor, retelling and quoting an interaction the girls themselves went through. The song juxtaposing between the initial contact and the reaction to the interaction in this comedic back and forth, concluding with a final blow to the man’s ego, Thirsty is a plead for men to leave us alone in these internet exchanges.”
lyrics
Hey, how are you?
Can I ask you something?
What are you looking for at the moment?
Coz i saw you posted that photo of yourself
And god… i’m hard
Do you want a boyfriend or a fuck?
I wouldn’t mind it if you sucked my cock
I saw your ass on your friends post
What do you like in a guy the most?
Chorus
Why are you so fucking horny?
I didn’t ask for this disrespect
Sliding into my DMs
I’ll just delete your follow request
Are you obsessed with me?
You’re just looking through a screen
You’re not gonna please me
I guess I’m just too mean
Hey baby how have you been?
If your down to fuck just know I’m in
Maybe send a little pic for me
I swear I’ll be the only one to see
I’ll show you mine if you show me yours
I promise you that my dick isn’t that small
A little taste is all I ask for
I just know you’ll be screaming for more
Chorus
Why are you so fucking horny?
I didn’t ask for this disrespect
Sliding into my DMs
I’ll just delete your follow request
Are you obsessed with me?
You’re just looking through a screen
You’re not gonna please me
I guess I’m just too mean
Bridge
I just want you to love me
Why do you send me such vulgar things
I don't want to touch your penis (or member)\
Why is there so many things for that tiny little pin in your pants
It will be so disappointing when you cum in 30 seconds
Just stay out of my DMs
Stop harassing me and my friends
Chorus
Why are you so fucking horny?
I didn’t ask for this disrespect
Sliding into my DMs
I’ll just delete your follow request
Are you obsessed with me?
You’re just looking through a screen
You’re not gonna please me
I guess I’m just too mean
credits
released March 24, 2023
Thannks to Jason Whalley, Clem Bennet, Mikey Young
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